12/1/2010 9:33am Harris Teeter

Man that was a close one!.. Today I had to make an emergency pit stop at the Harris Teeter off guess rd in north Durham. The restroom smelled of fresh apples, which is a change of pace from the normal doo doo and vomit smell. The handicap stall was open and the bathroom was free of people! I ran to my favorite stall and sat down and was instantly relieved! But that feeling of release soon became stress when I had the dreaded "walk in". Without hesitation he came to the handicap stall and tried to open it.. What ever happened to knocking if a door's closed? Or at least scanning the crack of the door with your eyes to see if the lock is in place. I gave out a fake cough to let the guy know the stall was occupied, and he walked away. Just as he walked away, another person came in and did the same exact thing! Give me a break dude! He took the coffin stall and began to "power piss". Which brings me to another point. I think that I am a very considerate restroom patron. I flush the toilet, I wipe the seat when I'm done, I courtosy flush when I poop so it doesn't smell too bad, and I piss on the side not the middle of the bowl so others don't have to listen to it. I get it dude, you really gotta pee, no need to show off your ability to "horse piss". Also both invaders did not wash their hands... I hope they aren't working in the meat, deli, bakery, or produce department. That just puzzles me.. I don't care how "clean" a public restroom is, I think you should still wash your hands. I had choice for toilet paper today. One roll of the flufy stuff, and one of the "John Wayne Special". The more suprising thing than the choice is, that from the looks of it the rough stuff is used more! I guess I'm just a wuss. Today's defecation I will call "The Photo Finish" and it took a whopping 8 wipes!
   
     Ps. When I tried to take a picture of the restroom for the blog I was hit in the back by the door as another person walked in. So the blur was a result of that. I guess I could've taken another picture with him in there, or waited until he left.  But that would just be flat out wierd....

11/29/2010 8:20am Subway

Went to Subway in Garner, NC off Timber dr. Had to drop one off seriously. Like pants were too tight seriously. The second I walked in I noticed how clean it was. To the point where I could smell the sanitizer yay! Single person bathroom so no walk ins at all. I'm impressed! I expected a disaster but got a treat. I got nothing more to say. I am naming today's log appropriately the "5, 5 dollar, 5 dollar footlooong". 4 wipes.